Classic Solo Appreciator Pillows

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Demure lady with gloves

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Final words on gravestones.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Biliard Enthusiast

Men dancing

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I just love your use of lying"

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Atlas and the Smiley

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Fly Mimes.

Johannes Brahms.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."