Classic Solo Appreciator T-Shirts

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Demure lady with gloves

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Final words on gravestones.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Biliard Enthusiast

Men dancing

"There goes that creepy music again...

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

"I just love your use of lying"

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

Randy Newman.

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Fly Mimes.

Mary McCarthy.

Johannes Brahms.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Atlas and the Smiley

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."