Classic Retro Appreciator T-Shirts

"You're going to have to start marrying people at some point."

Demure lady with gloves

Diner.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Elton John

Snapshots in Time

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'