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'Just look what you young people are missing out on with your fancy MP3 player - album covers.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Berta screams out!

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Josephine Baker