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Opera singer turns up the volume.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Men dancing

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"There goes that creepy music again...

Bass Clef

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Musical Discord

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"Greatest Band?"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Randy Newman.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Katisha's rage

Emmanuel Ax

Johannes Brahms.

Grange Hildegard.

"It's time."

An Evening Around the Piano

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'