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Opera singer turns up the volume.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Men dancing

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"There goes that creepy music again...

Bass Clef

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Greatest Band?"

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Emmanuel Ax

Johannes Brahms.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Katisha's rage

John and Yoko

Grange Hildegard.

An Evening Around the Piano