Classical Notes Appreciator T-Shirts

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

"Herr Schubert, I believe we have some unfinished business!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Deflator mouse

Fun (circa 1955)

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Final words on gravestones.

Golden age of music

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Men dancing

Musical Pipe

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Musician

They met at the Met.

Heaven

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Nina Simone

Barber of Seville

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Cherub string quartets

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Randy Newman.

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor