Natural Melody Appreciator T-Shirts

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Violinist.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Men dancing

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Musician

Bass Clef

"There goes that creepy music again...

Renaissace Music Lovers

'I think my back is baroque!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

A baroque elk.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Musical Discord

Violinist

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

Coventry Carol

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Stephen Collins Foster

Johannes Brahms.

Tit Willow

Grange Hildegard.

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

An Evening Around the Piano

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

A group of friends singing