Melody Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Treble Clef

Musical Heart Monitor

Bass Clef

"Can you play the same thing, only further away?"

The House Where Everything Wound Up and Played a Tune

Musical Rain

'No, they weren't very good but you can't help feeling sorry for them.'

Claude Achille Debussy.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Busker

Grange Hildegard.

'Never get a haircut from a barber shop quartet.'

A man paying a German group to leave promptly

A group of friends singing

An Evening Around the Piano

Musical woman

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Marimba

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Jazz is Invented

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital