Classics Appreciator Pillows

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Atlas and the Smiley

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Final words on gravestones.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Berta screams out!

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Selfie

Sergei Taneyev

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The furies

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Seneca

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Mark Twain

Michail Glinka

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony