Classic Literature Appreciator Pillows

War and Peace GIF

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Out To Lurch

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Robocop and Juliet.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Multi-Generational Books

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "