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Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Robocop and Juliet.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Solar Frankenstein