Solitude Appreciator Gifts

Footprints on Island.

'I'm Bored'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Amongst the rush.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'What luck!'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Beware of dog"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Where's Mom?