Lone Wolves Gifts

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Self-employed.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

It

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.