Malt Loving Lone Wolf Gifts

"Wow, a real life saver...malt whiskey."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Self-employed.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Dang it!"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."

'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'

'Never was a team player.'