Single Malt Lover Gifts

'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"They’re real."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."