Malt Connoisseur Gifts

'This is a ten year old whisky.' 'I suppose you were too stingey to buy a new one.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"