Malt Loving Lone Wolf Prints

"Wow, a real life saver...malt whiskey."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Self-employed.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Wolf Watching the Sunset

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'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"Dang it!"

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."