Malt Lover Prints

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Beers

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You've Had Enough!

Beer Stall

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Snarky District

"They’re real."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Coffee shop

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'You've had enough.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Pints of Lager

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'