Malt Lover Mugs

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Beer Stall

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Beers

The Snarky District

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Devi's brew?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Coffee shop

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

National Coffee Day

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Pints of Lager