Mead Lover Mugs

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"They’re real."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Dragon and Dragoff

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Is it something I said dear?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'll have the usual."

'The knights are drawing closer'