Lone Wolves Of Work Gifts

Self-employed.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You've bust your hump."

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'Never was a team player.'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"Show me the peanuts!"

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Dang it!"

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs