"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."
Office Lone Wolf Gifts
Searching for a gift for the office lone wolf? Showcase their independent streak with products that highlight their unique work style. From quirky mugs to bold t-shirts, our collection celebrates self-reliance and individuality. Perfect for someone who prefers to fly solo and gets inspired by their own path, these items are sure to make them smile.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
Overworked in the office
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
Lumbar support animal
Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'
'Would you all please congatulate...'
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'
'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'
'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'
'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'
InIn by-products.
"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."
If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.
"He treated associates like he treated his plants."
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'
White flag being waved around bosses door.
"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"
"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
Workload management.
"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
Office Lone Wolf Gifts Collection
Office Lone Wolf Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the office lone wolf. Find the perfect cup to start their day with a smile or a wink to their independent spirit.
Office Lone Wolf Pillows
Find pillows that add personality to their workspace or lounge area. Celebrate independence and stand-out attitude with our fun and inspiring designs.
Office Lone Wolf Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of the office lone wolf. Inspire their workspace with art that speaks to their independent spirit.
Office Lone Wolf T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the office lone wolf’s unique style. Perfect for casual days and making a bold statement about working solo.