Office Lone Wolf Pillows

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

InIn by-products.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Workload management.

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."