Lone Wolf Enthusiast Pillows

'Never was a team player.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Self-employed.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

It

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.