Lone Wolf Enthusiasts Pillows

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"It's a full moon somewhere."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Self-employed.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

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WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'