Lone Wolf Enthusiasts Pillows

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Self-employed.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'