Lone Wolf Aficionado Pillows

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Self-employed.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."