The Lone Wolf Pillows

Go Away Tee Shirt

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Self-employed.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

It

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Animal House.

'Never was a team player.'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

"Dang it!"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Lone Wolf

Romulus and Remus - "I still think it's a hell of a way to treat our mother."

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

"I'll have the vegan."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"I like sad songs."

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'