The Lone Wolf Pillows

Go Away Tee Shirt

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Self-employed.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Animal House.

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"Dang it!"

'Never was a team player.'

Lone Wolf

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

"I'll have the vegan."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"I like sad songs."

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'