"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."
Lone Wolf Aficionado Mugs
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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
The Fourth Little Pig
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
E-Baying @ The Moon
'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'
"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."
"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."
"Do I have to go out again!?"
"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"
"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"
'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'
"It's a full moon somewhere."
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.
You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.
"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."
Self-employed.
Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex
Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )
"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"
"He has great communication skills."
'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?
'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'
"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"
"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."
"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"
It
"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.
"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."
Wolf Watching the Sunset
WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE
"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."
Lone Wolf Aficionado Mugs Collection
Lone Wolf Aficionado Pillows
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Lone Wolf Aficionado Prints
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Lone Wolf Aficionado T-Shirts
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