Lone Wolf Enthusiast Mugs

'Never was a team player.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Self-employed.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"