Lone Wolf Nostalgist Mugs

"OK, I'll buy you lollies, but you have to promise not to tell Mummy I called my time as a lone wolf 'the good old days'..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Self-employed.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'Never was a team player.'

"Dang it!"

Lone Wolf

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Go Away Tee Shirt

IntroBert

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

"I miss avoiding people."

"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."

Phtt... phtt... phtt.

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

"Wow, a real life saver...malt whiskey."