Wolves Gifts

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Poetic Wolf.

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

A wolf in Shep's clothing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

E-Baying @ The Moon

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'The next howl I hear at this table means no more chasing dogsleds for a week.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Which one is yours?"

A were-cow.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Self-employed.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'