Werewolves Gifts

It doesn't freak me out when he turns into a werewolf as much as it ticks me off when he eats our food.

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

"Here it comes!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Nausea,sweating,cramping,anxiety,mood swings... I tell you, his time of the month is really getting on my nerves.'

The Curse of the Werewolf

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Feel my claw of death!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Which one is yours?"

Future Wrestler

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A were-cow.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

WWFood Stores.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'