Werewolves Pillows

"Here it comes!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The Curse of the Werewolf

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Future Wrestler

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A were-cow.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

WWFood Stores.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Wrestling Champion.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'