Werewolf Wanderers Pillows

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Buggy with Snowplow.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Women of the Wilderness

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."