Werewolf Weekender Pillows

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"