Werewolf Weekender Gifts

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"