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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"It's a full moon somewhere."

A were-cow.

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"