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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

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"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'