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"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A were-cow.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Another Scotch?'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"He has great communication skills."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'