Big Bad Wolf Aficionado Gifts

"It's the big bad wolf, I wouldn't mind, but he's got such terrible breath..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset