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"It's the big bad wolf, I wouldn't mind, but he's got such terrible breath..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

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"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."