Warlord Admirer Gifts

Genghis Khan

The Fourth Little Pig

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Gladiator.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

The unknown war poet.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Sharp Eyes

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Fairy tale

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

Hunding

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Wolfman riding in the Car

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."