Vacation Venturers Pillows

'I hate these romance cruises.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Life after death"

Travelogue

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

School holidays

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."