New York Explorer T-Shirts

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Secretly, I'm in love with New Jersey.'

The Vineyard

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

I love the Shard

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

East End Maps.

"Rockefeller Center."

Bankside

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

The Gilmore Girls

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Inbox and outbox for books

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Californians Abroad.

Unnatural History Museum

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

New York Gondolier

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.