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Typical Tourist Magazine: New York City Edition

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Tommy!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

I love the Shard

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

East End Maps.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How About Serving Us For a Change

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Rockefeller Center."

Bankside

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest