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Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Louis Armstrong

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Rockefeller Center."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Inbox and outbox for books

Florida Golf.

New York Gondolier

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

A man wearing a powdered wig and purple smock coat

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Super Karamazov Bros.

L.A. Institute of Big Doors.

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

Dixieswamp

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'They've set the bar too high!'

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

"This one is broken."

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

'Secretly, I'm in love with New Jersey.'

'Relax, Brenda, it's just something they do for tourists.'