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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Newspaper suicide.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Rockefeller Center."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."