New York Navigator Mugs

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Newspaper suicide.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Battery Lighthouse

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Rockefeller Center."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."