Novelty Adventurer Gifts

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I'm after the history section."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Remember to lash from the outside!

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost