Novelty Navigator Mugs

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Cannonball!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Fishing direction sign.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

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Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much